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An American Tragedy

Reblog this if you also feel the media is a joke and that journalism is dead.

When I first read that some ignorant fools introduced Martin Luther King into the Trayvon Martin fiasco I was appalled.  My faith in the media, America, and well humanity is at a pretty much at an all time low anyway, but come on.

I would love to find the person who made this and pummel them ‘MMA style’ into the sidewalk too for being such a moron.

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Seriously America? What the hell is wrong with you?!

The massive Egyptian protests over the past couple days taught me one thing, the rest of the world cares about something while Americans are just fat, coddled, and spoiled.  Here’s why:

This morning in Egypt in the name of freedom, equality, and holding government responsible:

This morning in NYC in the name of…cronuts “the hybrid croissant/donut that’s captivating New York City, and revolutionizing the pastry game.”  That quote was from Business Insider today.  BI is making fun of these morons who wait on line for hours to get a this pastry Frankenstein but what’s worse is their use of language.  Really BI, cronuts are captivating and revolutionary?! Give me a break, the only people this is captivating are jobless hipsters who have the time to waste.

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Thanks for reading, i’m now going to go kill myself for even writing about this crap in the first place.  This might very well be the beginning of the fall of western civilization.

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?

from reddit 

someone’s response 1: I possess a device, in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. 

someone’s response 2: I use it to look at pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers.

The 1950’s…

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I was googling something completely unrelated and stumbled on this.  I typed ‘where’ into google and the first autocomplete search term shows ‘where is Chuck Norris’ so like any self respecting American I had to quit what I was doing and search for Chuck Norris. I should have known better!!!
Does anyone know of any other cool little Google secrets like this! High-res

I was googling something completely unrelated and stumbled on this.  I typed ‘where’ into google and the first autocomplete search term shows ‘where is Chuck Norris’ so like any self respecting American I had to quit what I was doing and search for Chuck Norris. I should have known better!!!

Does anyone know of any other cool little Google secrets like this!

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